You know we straight with doin' your mom.
Your mom gay.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
