Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
knock knock
your mom
Where your mom at?
your mom =P
Your mom .com
You look like your mom and your dad had a child
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
What's your mom on? deez nuts
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
your mom is emo deakin
