Your mom jokes
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
When your mom pulls the "I put food on the table, I put clothes on your back, I put a roof over your head" card.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Me and your mom in the bed.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.