Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your Mom Jokes
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
