You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
i like to make your mom jokes
because there easy like your mom
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died
Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
