your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
Your mom is so ugly you look like her oh got em
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
were are my balls down in your mom
Kid: who is your mom Orphan: they left meπ
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.
What's a my cock and money have in common? Your mom
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, " I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?" Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!" >The teacher grabbed Billy, and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, " Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I ***KNEW*** that damn thing had wheels!"
squid game doll be like gugu la gu your mom my balls
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says experied.
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
