Your mom jokes
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.