Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Your mom is ugly
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Orphan:I fucked your mom
Kid:atleast mine survived from it
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
