Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
I fucked your mom.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.