if your happy and you know it fuck your mom
Your so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful
Your mom is soo fat when she asked "what gift will I get" abuela from encanto said DEFINITELY TACO BELL ๐ฎ๐
Your mom is soo fat nobody can compare her to anything
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
your mom is emo deakin
your mom went to the ocean and the wales said that we are family even tho you are fatter than me
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you"-Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
where was your mom last night in the man club
Your mom is hot
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at it
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mom is so ugly she made the devil go to church
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.*
P.S If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Some kid online : I f*cked your mom Me, an orphan : Jokes on you, I donโt have one!
your mom was born in a dumpster as well as you