Your hairline and your mom go way back.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Your mom.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
