Your mom so fat she fell
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
What's your mom on? deez nuts
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Why'd the titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
