Your mom

Your Mom Jokes

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.