My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Your Mom Jokes
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Tell your mom happy last night. ð in my bed.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! ððĪĢ
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
