What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
The difference between Your Dad and Cancer? Cancer came back....
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...
Knock Knock “who’s there” not your dad
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Your dad must be a mailman.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
