Boy:"Mister can i get candy" Mister:No You shit head Boy:Why?:( Mister:Because i'm not your dad
best part about being an orphan?
not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling what's 2*3!!! And you crying idk!!!
what's the difference between your dad and the mail man. nothing
The difference between Your Dad and Cancer? Cancer came back....
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
So 2 kids argued and insulted each other...
KID 1: Your dad left because he didn't want you so why don't you kill yourself?
KID 2: Well your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you.
Me:Help I'm stuck in a trap Friend:What kind? Me:It's called life, yeah I've been trying to get out of it for 6 years now, it just won't let me go. Friend:That's not funny.. Me:Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to. Friend:I'm calling your mom. Me:She knows. Friend:Whats she doing to help, then? Me:She's supposed to help? Friend:Have you told your dad? Me:I will when he comes back. Friend:Where is he? Me:I don't know he's been gone for 15 years. Friend:.... Me:What? Friend:Why? Me:Why what? Friend:Why would you joke like that? Me:I was joking.. Friend:I know. Me:Oh. I didn't know. Friend:... Me:Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow..Maybe..
Knock Knock “who’s there” not your dad
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
From your Dad I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line
What do you get when you put a clown a peodofile, a gay wet person? Answer: YOUR DAD
what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men
The Orphanage said i coudnt go home.
Your dad is gone
Your Dad Went To The shop to get milk came back went again but never came back due to a car crash due to a itchy rash
Your dad must be a mailman
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
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You wonder and you wonder grandma said you better go to bed now tell your dad and grandpa the and your dad and your mom
Your dad never needed a van for you.
