You jokes
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
You are so ugly my man died.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Ariana Grande, where are you?