You jokes
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Memes
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!