You jokes

Fuck you and your shitty family!

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

What do you call a once that's an insect?

A creepy crawly.

What do you call a flat cabbage?

A leaf pile.

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?

Love you.