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You Jokes
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"
One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"
The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."
The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"
The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."
They ask who, "The President?"
"No, more important."
"The president of another country?"
"No, more important."
"An ambassador?"
"No, even more important."
"Well, who is it?"
"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."