You jokes
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Memes
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"