You jokes
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
Memes
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Like if you know what ashes are.
Hi, how are you doing?
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?