You jokes
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
If you are homeless, get a home.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.