You jokes
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Memes
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!