What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
You Jokes
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What do you call cringe?
You.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Love you.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Why are you gay?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What time is it when you cannot do anything?