You jokes

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.

You are family.

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD

You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".

I commented back to you and portory.

If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?

Worms and rotten fruit.

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

Hi 👋, was the day you?

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

I love you, my new phone! 📲

How do you spot an English man in Quebec?

A square head.