You jokes
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What can you build with people? A boat!
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Memes
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.