You jokes

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What do you call a fish with no neck?

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

"I love you with all my heart."

"Prince, where are you?"

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

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