Me: Can I have your chair? ๐บ You: Why? Me: For charity.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, โAre you ready, kid?โ
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Fall coming ๐ grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm ๐๐
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
