You jokes
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
You (DYM 23).
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!