You jokes
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Memes
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.