You jokes

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?

"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?

When he is dead.

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?