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What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.