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If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

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    • Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

    "Suicide Squad!"

    When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

    You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

    How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    35! Do you have a problem with that?

    Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”

    The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”

    He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

    To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

    (BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

    Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐