Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
You Jokes
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
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You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
You (DYM 53).
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
"Gwen, are you still there?"
