Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
You Jokes
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
You were born out of your dad.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
