JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
You Jokes
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
You.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
