What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
You Jokes
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Have you heard of deez nuts?
