You jokes

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

Me in the middle of the night boiling water.

Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?

My brother: How?

Me: You boil the hell out of it.

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..

With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

You know Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' these balls.

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What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿