You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
You Jokes
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
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