You jokes

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

A vampire goes to the bakery.

Vampire: "One bun, please."

Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

What do you call an adopted orphan?

Wanted.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?

Geico saves you more.

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.