You jokes
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Like if you know an orphan.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!