You jokes
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls