You jokes
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.