You jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Disabled.

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.

Son: Why, Dad?

Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels!

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?