You jokes
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.