What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
You Jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
