How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You Jokes
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
