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What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

A: I don't know.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?