You jokes
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
You're homeless, you orphan!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Hi, how are you?
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?