You jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.