You jokes

Orphan

  • Why can't orphans play baseball?

    They don't know where the home is.

    Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

    A family photo.

    Yo mama

  • Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

    Grade

  • My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

    Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

    She lets him play anyway and I don't.

    Child

  • The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."

    The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."

    Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."

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