You jokes
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.