You jokes
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
You and your mom.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.