To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
You Jokes
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
You and your mom.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.