What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
You Jokes
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What do you call James, James?
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
You are.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.