Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
You Jokes
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
