Writing jokes

Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: A broken pencil.

Friend: A broken pencil who?

Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

How to write a joke?

I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!

M to de B, m to de B = master bate.

I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.

When I got to school, I was speechless.

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.

What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...