Writing jokes

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.

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My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!

Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.

Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it's tear-able!

What do you call a letter using the bathroom?

The P.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."

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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

I don't have time to write this joke.

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?

Be there or B2.

I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?

Because I am a bully!