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I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

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    • Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

    Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

    "Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

    "No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

    After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

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