The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
I was going to write a joke about my pinnes but it was to lång and overused
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
i love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were! :)
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
My pensil sharpener broke so now my pensil is poinless.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
THE HOMOPHOBES WRITING THESE JOKES
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
