Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Write a different of onions and dead baby
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
