What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What's worse then 10 babies in a truck? One baby in 10 trucks.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees.
1 baby tied to 5 trees,
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
What’s worse than a girl getting a period
A boy getting a period
