Worse jokes
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!