What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Wanna Know Whats Worse Than 5 Babies In One Dumpster?
1 Baby In 5 Dumpsters.....
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs in a place worse than a zoo
Yo hairline is so bad it is worse then Vegeta's
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
