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My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you? Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
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A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible. They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionarys. Things went from bad to worse.
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
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What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s? Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What is the worse things that nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
there's a truck full of babies. Whats worse that that. One baby being alive. What's worse than that. That baby having to eat it's way out. What's worse than that. That same baby coming back from seconds.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia
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so i walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies i stole one not noticing my mom was behind me.....so my mom said PUT THE COOKIE BACK KID!!!!and i said i wasn ́t gonna eat it and she said then she said nevermind i ́ll get you ́re father so my mom said HONEY DEAL WITH YOURE SON I ́M GOING TO THE MALL!! and my dad said son if ur not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!!so he went into his room and i heard the belt and i was going to run but i knew it would be worse so he said this will be you ́re punishment as he was getting ready to hit me i said daddy no please i wasnt gonna was not going to eat it but he said NO U WONT CHANGE MY MIND LITTLE BOY then he hit me THANK YOU FOR READING STAY HEALTHY AND STAY SAFE IN THIS TIME BYE!!! read more of my jokes they ́ll prob be around the website!!
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
