Worse jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.