What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Worse Jokes
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
