Worse jokes

Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Russia is worse than the USSR.

Russia is just a bonerless USSR.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?

Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...

What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?

Aaron with a rope.

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"John."

"John who?"

John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

Roger.

(Roger who?)

Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!