What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Worse Jokes
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."
"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
