What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
