I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what's the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I've been trying to contact you sense yesterday
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out
Whats worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
What’s worse than ants in your pants - Michael Jackson
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing to her about being suicidal, she's been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Wants worse than ants in you pants
Your uncle
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
