Worse jokes
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!
So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"
The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"
She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"
Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!
So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"
So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.