Worse Jokes

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.

What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u

I was the second worse thing to happen to those orphans

What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson

Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork

Whats worse than five babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to five trees.

Little Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher said, "okay everyone, Tomorrow you must come to school and recite the first three letters of the alphabet". Johnny didn't know the alphabet so he decided to ask his family. He walked in the kitchen to find his mom on the phone. He says, "Mamma, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom doesn't notice him standing there and says, "If you don't shut the fuck up right now-" So he goes to find his brother watching TV and he says, "Tommy what's the Second letter of the alphabet?" His brother doesn't notice him and says, "I'm Batman". So He went to his Grandma who was knitting and says, "Grandma what's the third letter of the Alphabet?" The grandma then realizes she left her biscuits in the oven for too long and says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!" Satisfied with the answers given to him he thinks it over and goes to school the next morning. When his teacher come to Johnny she says, "Johnny what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" "If you don't shut the fuck up right now" - Johnny "Who do you think you are young man to talk to someone like me that way?" - teacher "I'm Batman" - Johnny The teacher whups his ass and little johnny says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!"

Later that day he understands what happened and can't tell which was worse that he accidentally cussed to his teacher or that his family was ignoring him.