What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
your fore head is to big that you can see all world before you do
Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.
When they said Titanic was "Unsinkable", then they said, "The World Trade Centers was UnCollapable."
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home 🏠? Because he didn’t now what the hell to do.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
