World jokes
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Germany is the best!
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
I rate it 9/11.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.