Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
World Jokes
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
I rate it 9/11.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
