What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
My granddad killed Hitler.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Pov. Orphans rull the world. God said I'm your dad. Then kills himself. The orphan waaaaa!
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
When you are chilling in the world trade center and then you suddenly get airplane wifi
Bruh travis scott went from astroworld festival to after world festival
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarter back."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
your mom is so stoopid she got lost in bed world and slept on the floor
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world “The guy who tackles the make a wish kid”
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
They said that new juice world album was shaking good....
