I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
