World jokes
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!