World jokes

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

Africa.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

The average IQ increases in both places.