World jokes
Go touch some grass, bro.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?