World jokes

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Why is Death the world's biggest slut?

Death gets to f*** everyone.

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)