Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cryđ
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers, they're used to be two but now it's a sensitive subject
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
Whatâs the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
âWhat in the world did I just read?â
Who is the worlds fastest reader. The twin towers, the blew 86 stories I'm 5 seconds.
If you were to ask me, 'What is the easiest job in the world?', it would be an Australian psychiatrist. "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!".
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.