World jokes

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Why is Death the world's biggest slut?

Death gets to f*** everyone.

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."