World War II jokes
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Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Hitler.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.