What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
World War II Jokes
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Hitler.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Keep calm and curry on!
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
