World War II jokes
Keep calm and curry on!
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Heil Kyle!
A family of three, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom.
“You’re right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son.
“The lie isn’t that you’re adopted,” says the dad.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.