World War II jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Nosy.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.