World War II jokes
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Nosy.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.