World War II jokes
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Nosy.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.